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Tentacle Grape is a sweet purple concoction that has become well known in the anime convention circuit in the past few years due to its clever theming. The bottles sell out regularly in dealers rooms and hentai events whenever they have been made available.
The official soda of the Internet! Tentacle Grape is the delicious flavor that Cracked has named the #4 Most horrifying soda in the world!
“It is also perhaps the best name I’ve ever seen for a product you actually ingest.” -Kotaku.com
“You either know what the joke here is, or you’re a very lucky person living a happy, healthy life.” -Alex Zalben, Nerve.com
“The people at Tentacle Grape probably have a storehouse of tentacles, where they collect this jelly into large vats, and through the carbonation process, the jelly’s grape flavor comes out — which is, in fact, the reason why women in hentai have such trouble resisting the tentacles. It’s so delicious.” - Japanator.com
“Frankly, I find this product to be sexist, disgusting and cheap. Now where did I put my credit card…” - Arya Ponto, Just Press Play
“Are you a cosplayer? Do you know someone who cosplays? Do you think what they really need in life is yet another dose of caffeine?” -Rich Johnston, Lying in the Gutters, Comic Book Resources
I am enjoying the sweet purple nectar crafted from American sugar water and Japanese pornographic animation. My mind has been opened to the splendorous bliss and wonderment the world has to offer, in the form of a novelty soft drink. - Jericho Christenson, Satisfied customer